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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius CaptainAbsurd18/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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  • Current Residence: Georgia
  • Interests: The subversive and...Subway is pretty cool too i think.
  • Favourite movie: Shirley, not in my eye!!!
  • Favourite artist: Picasso.
  • Favourite poet or writer: I am my favorite writer.
  • Favourite photographer: Thomas Crow
  • MP3 player of choice: windows media
  • Wallpaper of choice: Dodo
  • Skin of choice: Portia de Rossi's...sorry mrs..oh wait. nm
  • Favourite game: Survival
  • Favourite gaming platform: Anne Frank
  • Personal Quote: "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never OH GOD MARIA DON'T QUEEF WHILE I'M READI

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This time i'm calling her Tiffany.
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Absurdity has grown old, i believe.
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All i gots in me are chilidogs!
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your pictures are actually very cool and surrealistic >__> I never knew you had it in you!
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Shouting face
dead little penguins
furniture in my mind is bleeding

Retarded Russian
Severed lumpy Pecans
I'll say hey when i'm not flaccid

Face shouting at
Dead little penguins-
(dead from a why-inquiring occurance!)
because they bought bleeding furniture
in my kickass mind.

Retarded Russian severing
pecans from their shell in hopes
of making a pie that will get him sex.
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I think i'm going to become a poet.
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einen kleinen Hund rather.
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DIE ZWEIBEINE HAT SICH GEBUECKT! IN EIN GUTES LICHT GERUECKT! ZEIG ICH SIE WAS MAN MACHEN KANN!

wann ich war nur ein Kind, hatte ich ein kleiner Hund. I like tits.

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